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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2584
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

#151605
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24735) - you deserved it (46466)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19677) - you deserved it (51378)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244018) - you deserved it (82477)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37418) - you deserved it (7686)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43819) - you deserved it (9446)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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