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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 462
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Dlzq : Hey,
15 y/o kid.
I'm just here to have a laugh once in a while. If you want, just hmu, I love talking to new people.

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Dlzq's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35510) - you deserved it (2215)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML


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On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML


Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (15622)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (2285)

On 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML


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On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML


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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML


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On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6675) - you deserved it (35088)

On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version

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