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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Djmaxn's favorite FMLs

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46622) - you deserved it (10464)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53124) - you deserved it (4391)

On 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (66035) - you deserved it (9604)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44013) - you deserved it (4327)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51939) - you deserved it (5233)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62457) - you deserved it (9218)

On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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