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Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
by help me / 06/01/2014 at 11:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by DeeDee / 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 11:28am / United States (Ohio) / Love
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