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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20787
  • Number of comments : 2196
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DjeePee : I'm DjeePee - not my real name, d'uh - and I live a pretty boring life, with books, series (Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Walking Dead, Rome), some cups of tea, regular visits to the flea market and museums, lots of antiques, some cats and the dream of having a place of my own.

Last words here: no, English is not my native language.
Really last words here: I can't write short comments.

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Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9293) - you deserved it (60946)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37371) - you deserved it (3351)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30278) - you deserved it (5756)

On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49664) - you deserved it (2745)

On 12/09/2009 at 6:47pm - love - by _RobotInDisguise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31079) - you deserved it (5491)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:57am - misc - by Project-Mayhem (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49360) - you deserved it (3247)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40264) - you deserved it (3480)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34372) - you deserved it (26011)

On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46329) - you deserved it (5878)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out I asked him about it. He replied. "Don't worry babe, she is perfect and way too good for me". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37113) - you deserved it (2877)

On 11/12/2009 at 12:09am - love - by Kittykatkrunch (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32295) - you deserved it (2825)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (5134)

On 10/13/2009 at 1:01am - love - by Schmolly (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7251) - you deserved it (82096)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:41am - love - by oliviakelly25 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10225) - you deserved it (49531)

On 10/08/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by lumacsp - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52103) - you deserved it (4528)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)

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