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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20736
  • Number of comments : 2194
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DjeePee : I'm DjeePee - not my real name, d'uh - and I live a pretty boring life, with books, series (Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Walking Dead, Rome), some cups of tea, regular visits to the flea market and museums, lots of antiques, some cats and the dream of having a place of my own.

Last words here: no, English is not my native language.
Really last words here: I can't write short comments.

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36274) - you deserved it (3496)

On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42989) - you deserved it (3000)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9719) - you deserved it (36058)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML


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On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad decides to tell me he's taking the whole family to disney world, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML


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On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML


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On 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by jake (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML


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On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14962) - you deserved it (42919)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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