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DjeePee

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DjeePee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21485
  • Number of comments : 2201
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DjeePee : I'm DjeePee - not my real name, d'uh - and I live a pretty boring life, with books, series (Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Walking Dead, Rome), some cups of tea, regular visits to the flea market and museums, lots of antiques, some cats and the dream of having a place of my own.

Last words here: no, English is not my native language.
Really last words here: I can't write short comments.

DjeePee's page activity

Visits<b>FMLollipop</b> - 4 hours ago<b>theFickleFinger</b> - yesterday at 3:06pm<b>vincentjules</b> - yesterday at 7:39pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 3:18pm<b>kanyevevo</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:15am<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 12:03am<b>fxmd</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 4:38pm<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:50pm<b>mistykitten</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 7:25am<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:04am<b>joeyl2008</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:01am<b>weird_adult</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:48pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:47pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:29am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:02pm<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:07am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 5:11am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:24pm

Fucked!<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - yesterday at 9:19pm<b>fxmd</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:38pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 6:04am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:54am<b>b5b0n36</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:45am<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:06am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:36am<b>elimited</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:08am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:21pm<b>Repethetic</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 4:27pm<b>labe145</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 1:16pm<b>bagelbaron</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 10:36pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:35am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 8:44am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:49am<b>xyris</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:55am<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:52pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 8:36am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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DjeePee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

#21511030
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (3885)

On 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by ywouldudomelikethat (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (22382)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to hide the entire drawer of kitchen knives under my bed just to keep my mother from stabbing her cheating boyfriend, and slashing his tires. This happens more often than I'd like to admit. FML

#21501462
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20281) - you deserved it (1421)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Emma - United States

Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

#21479731
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25479) - you deserved it (1446)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:21pm - misc - by vanillapudding6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

#21472718
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (2008)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

#21472629
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24521) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (1971)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

#21439756
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37538) - you deserved it (1958)

On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

#21439620
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (2977)

On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

#21439124
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28481) - you deserved it (1711)

On 07/09/2015 at 5:12pm - health - by gerbilmaster (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41423) - you deserved it (2467)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27959) - you deserved it (1935)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML



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