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DjeePee

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DjeePee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19277
  • Number of comments : 2178
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DjeePee : I'm DjeePee - not my real name, d'uh - and I live a pretty boring life, with books, series (Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Walking Dead, Rome), some cups of tea, regular visits to the flea market and museums, lots of antiques, some cats, shitloads of sex with my sweet boyfriend and the dream of having a place of our own.

Last words here: no, English is not my native language.
Really last words here: I can't write short comments.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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DjeePee's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun!! When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog!! They believd her and think I ned psychiatric help!! mega FML

#21378741
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30942) - you deserved it (1977)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... it is the one-year anniversary of mah mother's death. It's also the day mah father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. big fat FML

#21373156
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36416) - you deserved it (2358)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47337) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML

#21343453
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37388) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, at mah daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults bood. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, I went over to boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I looool got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36686) - you deserved it (5974)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML

#21294259
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53770) - you deserved it (2962)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying... she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her... an asked me fir bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. real FML

#21280490
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (3055)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while on vacation, mah parents called to inform me that mah best friend had died in a car accident!! Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing mah love for him!! It worked!! FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49066) - you deserved it (4332)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, SOME ASSFACE HACKED MAH RECENTLY DECEASED FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THE PERSON CHANGED MAH FRIEND'S LOCATION TO "HELL", THEN POSTED A STATUS SAYING HOW HOT THE WEATHER WAS, AND REPLIED "I WISH :'(" TO SOMEONE WHO'D SAID MAH FRIEND WAS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW. FML

#21257037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (3081)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Yesterday, mah parents told me they'd be willing to pay 4 me to get a nose job. I askd themhat was wrong with mah nose, an they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

#20976009
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (2261)

On 11/30/2013 at 5:46pm - misc - by UglyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mother postd a video of me looool giving birth, on Facebook. FML

#20974447
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56575) - you deserved it (4156)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today even after loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband,ho within the past two yeres lost almost 200 pounds , left me because now , he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72550) - you deserved it (4102)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old looool boyfriends. FML

#20837392
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)

Today, while at a concert, mah boyfriend got mad an jealous cuz I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20834941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49461) - you deserved it (6231)

On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States



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