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About DjMonroe95 : " Bitch You Broke, Shut Up
Don't Talk To Me, Get Yo Bread Up
Man We Used To Fuxk But I Got Fed Up
We Eating All Mah Niggahs Fed Up"

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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (5540)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML


I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (40233)

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