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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DistanceRunner94 : I like to run.

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Today, I Workd Up Tha Couraga To Tall Mah Grlfriand That I Lova Har . Sha Mada A Faca Lyk Sha'd Just Suckd On A Lamon An Said "Um.. . Yay, I Guass...?" An Awkwardly Laft Tha Room . Raal FML

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On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today , While On A Date , I Desperately Let Out A Stealth Fart In My Date's Car!! I Didn't Have The Nerve To Own Up To It , Even As He Started Panicking An Thinking The Smell Was Coming From His Engine!! FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16) - you deserved it (7105)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, te pone rang wile I was on te toilet. I asked 3-year-old daugter to answer it, only for er to loudly say, ( Mommy's on te toilet pooping. ) FML

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84 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today mah kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend she said ( She looks kinda like you only pretty. )

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41 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 1:32am - kids - by CasaDeLoser (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought 4 me had fallen offhile emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking an emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, looool I found my ring safe an sound. On my other hand. FML

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58 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 8:33pm - love - by MyPrecious... (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile Discussing Mah Grades With Mah Mother , She Told Me Thathen She Was Mah Age She Was Dumb But Hardworking , And Mah Dad Was Lazy But Very Smart. She Then Added , "You Managed To Get The Worst Out Of Each Of Us." FML

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51 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I jokingly sent my grlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

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102 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident... until coworkers and family members kept making comments like... "I think u gained a little wieght"... "You look older" and "Do u still like guys?" Apparently... my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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56 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 2:47pm - misc - by Lovemynewhaircut (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after yeres of providing daily various ome-made colourful meals fir tree kids and a usband, I was asked to ( cook someting cool, lyk instant amburgers, not tat lame ealty sit )!! real FML

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96 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 2:43pm - kids - by LameChef (man) - Poland

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

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87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, Te Only Brtday Present I Got Was A Gift Card To A Steak Ouse!! Not A Bad Gift, But I'm A Vegan!! Mega FML

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147 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, Te Only Brtday Present I Got Was A Gift Card To A Steak Ouse!! Not A Bad Gift, But I'm A Vegan!! Mega FML

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147 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, ma day began wit a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended wit a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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72 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)

today during a family game of ( Cards Against Humanity.!! !! ) I ad to explain to my momat queefing is !! FML

Today , mah boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together , he was finally about to make me orgasm 4 the frst time by himself. Just as I was reaching mah peak , he orgasmd at the thought of finishing me off and stoppd. FML

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136 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)



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