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DistanceRunner94

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DistanceRunner94

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1518
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DistanceRunner94 : I like to run.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

#21474173
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (2037)

On 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm - love - by Out of Ice Cream - United States

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

#21474057
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (2114)

On 09/29/2015 at 4:33am - health - by hunchbackofnotredamn (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML

#21469422
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23204) - you deserved it (1475)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:14am - work - by Unemployed (man) -

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

#21469127
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22496) - you deserved it (1574)

On 09/16/2015 at 9:42am - work - by anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my 3 hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML

#21468850
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21718) - you deserved it (4392)

On 09/15/2015 at 4:40pm - work - by MedHistory - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML

#21465162
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26249) - you deserved it (1681)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by Anon - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

#21465097
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30939) - you deserved it (2467)

On 09/06/2015 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML

#21462923
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29104) - you deserved it (2327)

On 08/31/2015 at 9:16am - intimacy - by FuckThis (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

#21462289
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22059) - you deserved it (2048)

On 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML

#21462179
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (1788)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by babypenguin00 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (1958)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

#21461958
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12871) - you deserved it (18457)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML

#21461761
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (2099)

On 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (2708)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (2385)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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