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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31679) - you deserved it (47856)

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