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Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

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On 09/05/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
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On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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On 08/30/2012 at 4:34pm - health - by shadowsorel - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML

#20049540
174 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm - misc - by wow, thanks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
142 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

#19776561
119 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia



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