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DirectoryBrute

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DirectoryBrute : I have social anxiety mixed with a bit of bad luck and social awkwardness, best combo ever.

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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (4312)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height fir the past five looool yeres, mah feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look lyk a clown. real FML

#21338417
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , as I walked into McDonald's with mah mom , she glanced at me and said , "Smells lyk your future." FML

#21323487
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29714) - you deserved it (3623)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift .

#21318970
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31754) - you deserved it (2847)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

yesterdayhile I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of mah car, unzipped, an started pissing on mah windshield!! FML

#21080535
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40691) - you deserved it (3245)

On 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jehovah God (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML

#20840603
141 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm!! He smirkd and startd talking like Yoda, saying, ( Strong with the cum, this one is )!! Orgasm gone!!

#20583515
103 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

#20069788
119 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I was at a barbecue with my extendd family. I was chatting to my grandma,hen my idiotic brother decidd to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing soundd so much lyk a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamd and practically looool shat my pants. FML

#19993096
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (26674)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today I Askad Mah Bast Friand If Ha Would Do Ma Tha Honour Of Bacoming Mah Son's Godfathar. Ha Rapliad "Um That's Just Ruda. You Know I'm An Athaist." Huh? FML

#19989164
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23229) - you deserved it (7767)

On 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is cuz I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16800) - you deserved it (25824)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I decidd to save a few bucks and let mah mother cut mah hair. I then had to wait in the hospital 4 attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of mah ear off. FML

#19654364
128 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

Today, mah daughter's bd broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountain of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bd broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I cummd home to find a note on mah door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

#19640596
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (2249)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:22am - animals - by nick - United States



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