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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9796
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About DippinGrizzly907 : I doubt many of you will read this but for those interested, here ya go.

My name is Tanner. I was born and raised in the boondocks of Alaska. I'm a Redneck and damn proud of it. I'm a commercial fisherman. I fish salmon up in Alaska over the summer and squid when I'm down home in California. My interests and hobbies include: hunting, fishing, off roading, drinking, golfing, video games (love MMORPGS/RPGS), reading, and listening to music.

Wanna know more or just want to talk with me and maybe make a new friend? Feel free to message me :)

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Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18190) - you deserved it (4251)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, a bible toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21397) - you deserved it (3064)

On 09/29/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by itisobviouseinstein - United States (New York)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25962) - you deserved it (3606)

On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27855) - you deserved it (2638)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, going through my late grandmother's papers, I found out that my grandfather had never been in the Nazi party. The reason he was not allowed to work as a teacher was that he had never passed his university exams. He found an invented Nazi past less shameful than academic failure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20226) - you deserved it (1471)

On 09/21/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by notanazigrandchildafterall (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23647) - you deserved it (1812)

On 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by M - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20862) - you deserved it (1351)

On 09/19/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16307) - you deserved it (17308)

On 09/14/2015 at 7:58pm - misc - by C BOMB (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I accidentally came across a video of my parents on an amateur porn site. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (4318)

On 09/14/2015 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Motherf*cker - United States

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (4361)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 12:55am - misc - by ballthlete (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML


I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (1811)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm - misc - by BeerSlut (woman) - Portugal (Vila Real)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27642) - you deserved it (4630)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

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