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DippinGrizzly907

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DippinGrizzly907

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9215
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DippinGrizzly907 : I doubt many of you will read this but for those interested, here ya go.

My name is Tanner. I was born and raised in the boondocks of Alaska. I'm a Redneck and damn proud of it. I'm a commercial fisherman. I fish salmon up in Alaska over the summer and squid when I'm down home in California. My interests and hobbies include: hunting, fishing, off roading, drinking, golfing, video games (love MMORPGS/RPGS), reading, and listening to music.

Wanna know more or just want to talk with me and maybe make a new friend? Feel free to message me :)

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DippinGrizzly907's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

#21460902
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17417) - you deserved it (1756)

On 08/26/2015 at 9:55am - misc - by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

#21460410
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20138) - you deserved it (5039)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

#21459977
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (7924)

On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

#21459109
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18372) - you deserved it (7070)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm - misc - by FishFlingingMonkey (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24765) - you deserved it (2250)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

#21457054
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17073) - you deserved it (35423)

On 08/17/2015 at 4:33am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (4845)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML

#21453197
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21094) - you deserved it (4226)

On 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by Gonzales (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (2417)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28389) - you deserved it (3689)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45977) - you deserved it (3357)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

#21382495
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11243) - you deserved it (37596)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33210) - you deserved it (2567)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (3542)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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