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by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by obnum / 04/18/2013 at 10:37am / United States / Love
Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML
by S. Fancyson / 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
by fuck you dad / 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm / Ireland (Monaghan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
by SoSexy / 10/07/2012 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by supapimpin / 09/25/2012 at 11:09am / United States / Intimacy
by a chick in California / 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Janice / 11/07/2011 at 12:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
by JLD / 10/11/2010 at 12:34am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by umm / 12/08/2009 at 3:35pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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