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Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
by wellthanks / 06/10/2013 at 1:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Bridget Jones? / 06/10/2013 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Wolverhampton) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
by Crazy Mom / 06/10/2013 at 1:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sean / 06/09/2013 at 10:27pm / United States / Health
Today, I spent my last day at the hospital for a long epilepsy test. Apparently, I don't have epilepsy at all, but I do have extreme stress. This means that I've been taking several anti-seizure medications that ruined my college plans and made me sick for half a year, all for nothing. FML
by HollyJollyXmas / 06/09/2013 at 11:40am / United States / Health
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, I started seeing a therapist for my depression. While I was looking through the magazines in the waiting room, I found an article accusing people who see therapists of being selfish and having no real problems. FML
by Selfish Whiner / 06/03/2013 at 7:56am / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Health
by BadBoyfriend / 06/03/2013 at 12:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by soreloser / 05/20/2013 at 2:32am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. FML
by JACKxRAWR / 05/18/2013 at 5:41am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Chelsea / 05/18/2013 at 4:57am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by well great. / 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by sprainedankle / 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…