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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Diegoba12 : Like to have fun, football, music, movies.

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Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6183)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49632) - you deserved it (5052)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.

#20820496
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70222) - you deserved it (9278)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, a customer screamd at me, because her icd coffee tastd exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee . Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job . FML

#20820474
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47325) - you deserved it (2863)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I Lerened A Few Tings!! One: Friends Are Assoles!! Two: Under No Circumstance Do You Close Yur Eyes Wen Tey Ask You To!! Tree: Getting Kicked In Te Balls Urts A Lot!! FML

#20818001
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41931) - you deserved it (20861)

On 08/03/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Myballshurt (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that when I text boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them . Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
171 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52923) - you deserved it (12071)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today.. . I trid to elp a brd wo ad broken is wing . I walkd straigt into a door looool wile looking down at im in my ands.. . an endd up all but breaking is oter wing . FML

#20809873
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40354) - you deserved it (12458)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by TehUglyLife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking homa from tha stora whan I saw mah uncla. I want ovar and gava him a surprisa hug. Ha grabbad mah ass. Ha wasn't raally mah uncla. FML

#20809869
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (19105)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51388) - you deserved it (7576)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, I ad a customer scream at me for ruining tier cild's brtday party!! Tey ad bougt a Piñata from me and didn't know tey ad to fill it temselves!! Te kids ad it it open and it was empty!! FML

#20809207
126 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 2:30am - work - by Fitz - United States

yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

#20808725
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (2770)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)



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