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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 248
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DickChappy : im dick chappy.......homo

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

#20660939
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79756) - you deserved it (5501)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

TODAY, MA SISTERS AN I PITCD TOGETER NEARLY $500 TO SEND MA MOM TO TE SPA FIR MOTER'S DAY . WE PUT TE PRINTD SEET WIT ER INFO INTO A LITTLE BOX WIT OUR CARD ON TOP . WEN SE OPEND IT, SE FREAKD OUT AN STARTD UGGING MA DAD . TURNS OUT E SWITCD TE CARDS AN TOOK ALL TE CREDIT . FML

#20658076
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59055) - you deserved it (3790)

On 05/12/2013 at 8:09am - misc - by lachaisse - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancéa broka off our angagamant. For soma bizarra raason, sa'd iddan a pair of axpansiva boots and ar iPad undarnaat our rida-on mowar. I turnd ta mowar on and dastroyd bot witout raalizing it. According to ar, ta fault is all mina. FML

#20630400
125 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, there mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control . real FML

#20620825
96 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML

#20611911
94 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to mah brother chopping all mah bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clerely now, the bangs r gone!" fat FML

#20599244
108 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by my dumb bro - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Found Out That Yale Had Actually Accepted Me Seventeen Years Ago. My Mother Apparently Burned Mah Acceptance Package And Letter Because She Didn't Want Me To Upstage Her UChicago Degree. FML

Today, I was outside at a café and lookd at my phone . When I did, a woman halfway across the patio startd screaming at me, demanding I tell herho I was texting andhy . She then sprintd over, furious at me 4 apparently badmouthing her to somebody . All I did was check the time . FML

#20547346
121 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, A Pregnant Woman Got On The Bus . There Were No Free Seats, So I Stood Up To Give Her Mine . An Obese Man Pushed Past Her, Waddled Over, And Oozed Into Mah Seat . I Said It Was 4 The Pregnant Lady . He Called Me A "sexist Bitch" And Claimed He Needed It More . Fat FML

#20478664
212 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I caught brother whacking off with looool expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

2day I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slappd my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

#19361300
121 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65523) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AT THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE, A FULLY GROWN MAN HIT MAH 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER 4 AN XBOX . IN ANGER, I PUNCHED THE GUY AND GAVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE . I'M NOW BANNED FROM BEST BUY, AND MAH DAUGHTER HAS A CONCUSSION . MEGA FML

#18344232
502 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML

#17526290
99 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)



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