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Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (59124)

On 06/28/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by lifedamntough (woman) - Singapore

Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 4:25am - work - by WitchQueenLiz (woman) - United States (California)



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