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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 718
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DewRemixx : 18 years old about to be working for the county soon. I lift weights and go to the movies, and listen to music alot. I enjoy traveling and learning new things. I like to watch anime and my favorite anime show is fullmetal alchemist. I enjoy going out and waste time when I'm not busy. Graduate from class of 2014. i love life and gonna live it by working hard to get to my goals. My career choice is law enforcement and to be the good cop. I like helping people and I hate bully's. no one is like you and not everyone in your eyes is supposed to be the way you want them to be. GROW UP.
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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54839) - you deserved it (4785)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57310) - you deserved it (4864)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny and took a picture of it. 20 minutes later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. FML

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44969) - you deserved it (5142)

On 03/12/2014 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML


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On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML


I agree, your life sucks (47266) - you deserved it (4444)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML


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On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML


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On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry... The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML


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On 03/17/2013 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Cliché... or Touché? -

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML


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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)

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