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DetroitDov

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DetroitDov

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3486
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DetroitDov : Just a nerd and addicted to anime. 麦わら海賊団.

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DetroitDov's page activity

Visits<b>animalover9</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 2:25am<b>UpTownFunk17</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 4:00am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:28am<b>kitkatmiaow</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:09pm<b>mrnope</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:24am<b>sweetcandygirl</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:46am<b>twinlovedyou</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:45pm<b>lizzie57</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:24am<b>aliceanon</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:24pm<b>PickledSweets</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:52pm<b>s0728</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:32am<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:56am<b>Brumbler</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:38am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:07pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:25am<b>ana_lee_bonde</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:23pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:33am<b>CourtJester27</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:02am

Fucked!<b>animalover9</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:55am<b>kitkatmiaow</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:09pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:26am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:26am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 10:08am

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DetroitDov's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to call the doctor regarding my penis. Not because of erectile dysfunction or an erection lasting more than four hours, but because of the multiple fire ant bites I woke up to after falling asleep in my backyard. FML

#21461585
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19456) - you deserved it (3315)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:13am - health - by unsuckable (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

#21457959
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15916) - you deserved it (9641)

On 08/19/2015 at 7:34am - health - by julian1 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML

#21453336
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27814) - you deserved it (3079)

On 08/08/2015 at 12:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30340) - you deserved it (3851)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3056)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26348) - you deserved it (16680)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34080) - you deserved it (5473)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (369) - you deserved it (48827)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36739) - you deserved it (3132)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (3048)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

#21350975
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32642) - you deserved it (2108)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (5247)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40557) - you deserved it (7487)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31461) - you deserved it (4436)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML



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