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by noooooo / 02/21/2016 at 11:03am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/08/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by longdrive / 10/14/2014 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Justified12 / 10/13/2014 at 10:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by badplacerightnow / 10/13/2014 at 10:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by thenegatives / 10/08/2014 at 9:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…