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DestinyNiyaDestinyNiya
  • Town/Country : Mumbai, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8403
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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DestinyNiya's page activity

Visits<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:33pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:15pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:27pm<b>nate025</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:17pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:20am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:23am<b>shewenttojareds</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:38am<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:56pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:32pm<b>ThisGirlx</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:29am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:58pm<b>FriendsFan95</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 10:40am<b>ethanturnbull</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:06am<b>kerripjones</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:03pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:13pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 2:41pm<b>pariah_9885</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:39am

Fucked!<b>nate025</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:27pm<b>FriendsFan95</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:50am<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:50am<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:44pm<b>losersanonymous</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 4:24pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 7:20pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:52pm<b>tormcn</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 3:59pm<b>redlight98</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:49pm<b>watermelon15</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:06pm<b>lolol123</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 4:47pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:50pm<b>zjay</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 7:58pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:38pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:50pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 5:26pm<b>babyblueyes</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 11:57am

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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DestinyNiya's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (3798)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25363) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

#21438523
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (1659)

On 07/08/2015 at 1:45pm - love - by welpwelpwelp - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24486) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML

#21424410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (2005)

On 06/11/2015 at 10:37am - misc - by 4lphab3t4 (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26589) - you deserved it (6062)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29360) - you deserved it (3705)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
102 comments

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30916) - you deserved it (2850)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (2504)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (4622)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (2653)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

#21371044
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32651) - you deserved it (3257)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122) - you deserved it (2592)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States



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