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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DessaChan : Hi my name is Andressa and I'm from Brazil but I live in The Netherlands.

I'm 20yo and I'm a proud mother of a beautiful girl named Sophia. :)

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Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52372) - you deserved it (4751)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

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