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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DessaChan : Hi my name is Andressa and I'm from Brazil but I live in The Netherlands.

I'm 20yo and I'm a proud mother of a beautiful girl named Sophia. :)

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Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son tat e looks just like me . He began crying and said, ( I don't want to be ugly like im . ) mega FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

yesterday I ate some amazing homemade brownies that mah best friend's wife made fir us . She waitd till I'd shovd a third one into mah mouth before she mentiond she made them with breast milk . Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true . FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

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