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Derzimma

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10332
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Derzimma : Dies, das, jenes.

Derzimma's page activity

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Derzimma's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Derzimma's favorite FMLs

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

by Seabiscuit / 07/06/2009 at 12:03am / United States (New York) / Love