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Derpish

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Derpish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Derpish : I spend 90% of my time on this website, don't I get a loyalty check or something?
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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Derpish's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML

#21141912
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57476) - you deserved it (5715)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

#6356025
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20796) - you deserved it (8154)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked by a large crowd. Instinctively I ran to help him. I pushed one "thug" off him and that little time allowed him to escape. I later found out the man I saved had just keyed someone's car and they had intervened. Guess whose car. FML



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