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Deresius
  • Town/Country : Silverdale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Deresius : Enlisted in the navy submarine service, pc gamer elitist, and proud owner of a 350z. Here for the laughs, and to put in my 2 cents. Feel free to message me.

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Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53102) - you deserved it (9597)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23355) - you deserved it (3373)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8621) - you deserved it (34328)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium



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