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by kittenfish8903 / 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/06/2014 at 6:19pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
by AnnoyedWoman / 08/17/2014 at 6:19am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/12/2014 at 1:02am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
by howrude / 09/11/2009 at 7:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
by dntstopmenow / 03/14/2009 at 1:27am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Miscellaneous
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