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About Dennisse_47 : 22|Puerto Rican|Bookworm|TV & movie junkie|Antisocial Netflix addict|Disney lover|Anime fanatic|Professional ice cream taster|Broke college student|Here for the laughs

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Dennisse_47's favorite FMLs

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (50950)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19604) - you deserved it (41853)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

#16556995
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48385) - you deserved it (13811)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:21am - intimacy - by kimboslice106 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42496) - you deserved it (11412)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13679) - you deserved it (42520)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50124) - you deserved it (12638)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54223) - you deserved it (5639)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35958) - you deserved it (15529)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60203) - you deserved it (4605)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17337) - you deserved it (78730)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64824) - you deserved it (13516)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12796) - you deserved it (67875)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12796) - you deserved it (67875)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33323) - you deserved it (5095)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33323) - you deserved it (5095)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -



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