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Dennisse_47

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Dennisse_47

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6569
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dennisse_47 : Hey all I'm Dennisse :) I'm Puerto Rican, 20, love music, theater is my passion, and I'm currently a Sophomore in college double majoring in Psychology and Criminology. I'm hoping to make it in Criminal or Forensic Psychology one day. My favorite T.V shows of all time are Friends, House, Heroes, Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, AHS, Arrow, and Dexter. If you enjoy any or all of those shows, you are awesome! I love reading whenever I can and enjoy many types of genres -- although I find myself more intrigued with fiction, mythology, and classical literature. Edgar Allen Poe is a writer I'm deeply fascinated with. I'm also a YouTube and movie junkie. If you've kept on reading this and found that you are not completely bored out of your mind you can shoot me a message. Don't get hurt if I take a while to reply, I'm mostly on the site at night. Follow me on Twitter & Insta if you like (@Little_Red_47) or not! :p Well thanks for stopping by! :D

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Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from ( in a relationship ) to ( single. ) I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, ( What happened? ) Someone else commented, ( He broke his hand. ) My ex and a bunch of other ( friends ) liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (4435)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12274)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (24060)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, this grl I liked made her Facebook status ( Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers? ) I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to ( Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers? ) FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38903) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah crush grabbad mah butt whila I was walking up tha stairs. In surprisa I fartad. Ha won't avan look ma in tha ayas now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (6874)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today... my sister's boyfriend said te only ting e'd cange about er was er last looool name. My boyfriend told me e'd cange te sape of my nose. FML

#18458740
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (5437)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend an his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk an he startd walking home. While driving around looking fir him, I accidentally hit him with my car. real FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (8813)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today in gaomatry class wa wara working in daad silanca!! Apparantly mah phona wasn't on vibrata and I racaivad 25 taxts all at onca whila it blastad "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of mah back pockat!! Thay waran't avan taxts from friands just Facabook notifications!! raal FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9974) - you deserved it (31375)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (8746)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing looool her boyfriend. Since it startd to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punchd me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, wile cuddling up on te couc wit boyfriend, I askd im if tis was is appy place too!! He said, "Na, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (9417)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States



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