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Dennisse_47

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8058
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dennisse_47 : 22|Puerto Rican|Bookworm|TV & movie junkie|Antisocial Netflix addict|Disney lover|Anime fanatic|Professional ice cream taster|Broke college student|Here for the laughs

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Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (6000)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (6000)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (6000)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52953) - you deserved it (10373)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

#13624722
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25188) - you deserved it (6118)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31077) - you deserved it (15495)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69868) - you deserved it (5118)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (258335) - you deserved it (88116)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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