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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 8746
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DenBriZel : Hey my name is Denee!
I'm the proud mother of a beautiful girl, Zelda!......I love music! I like too many genres to name, however most of my favorite songs are either Rock, Pop, or rap/R&B.......I'm a HUGE Gamer! Currently obsessed with Destiny. I play on WiiU, XbOne, and PS4..but mostly PS4.......I absolutely LOVE The Walking Dead. Definitely my favorite show!......Other shows I love are Pretty Little Liars, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, At Midnight, and newly Scorpion. I also enjoy the anime One Piece and Naruto.......I love to longboard. Landyachtz Tomahawk!......Thanks for taking the time to stop by and feel free to message me, I love talking to new people!......People can follow me on Twitter, Instagram or Tumblr. All of my handles are the same @ denbrizel

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DenBriZel's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (6073)

On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML


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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my son, who has recently moved out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wanted the new Pokemon game, and "compromises had to be made". FML


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On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML


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On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML


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On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML


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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML


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On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I came home from work to be given $1 by my mother. This normally would have been nice, had my mother not said, "I just sold that ugly old black and white picture frame you always leave lying around in your room." Which also would have been nice if that "frame" wasn't my Kindle. FML

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML


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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, I was training a new girl at work. We're always told to find "common interests" with the people we are training to make it less awkward for them. Little did I know that our "common interest" would turn out to be my boyfriend. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by damnit. (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML


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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

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