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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 8724
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DenBriZel : Hey my name is Denee!
I'm the proud mother of a beautiful girl, Zelda!......I love music! I like too many genres to name, however most of my favorite songs are either Rock, Pop, or rap/R&B.......I'm a HUGE Gamer! Currently obsessed with Destiny. I play on WiiU, XbOne, and PS4..but mostly PS4.......I absolutely LOVE The Walking Dead. Definitely my favorite show!......Other shows I love are Pretty Little Liars, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, At Midnight, and newly Scorpion. I also enjoy the anime One Piece and Naruto.......I love to longboard. Landyachtz Tomahawk!......Thanks for taking the time to stop by and feel free to message me, I love talking to new people!......People can follow me on Twitter, Instagram or Tumblr. All of my handles are the same @ denbrizel

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DenBriZel's favorite FMLs

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59847) - you deserved it (9687)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52728) - you deserved it (3432)

On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47746) - you deserved it (3282)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41128) - you deserved it (13850)

On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60125) - you deserved it (4789)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I don't have one. She said "Exactly." FML


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On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49027) - you deserved it (3248)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53074) - you deserved it (4208)

On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML


I agree, your life sucks (60389) - you deserved it (5837)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (10112)

On 07/29/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42902) - you deserved it (28750)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61745) - you deserved it (5312)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49469) - you deserved it (4039)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

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