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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6203
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DenBriZel : Hey my name is Denee!
I'm the proud mother of a beautiful girl, Zelda!......I love music! I like too many genres to name, however most of my favorite songs are either Rock, Pop, or rap/R&B.......I'm a HUGE Gamer! Currently obsessed with Destiny. I play on WiiU, XbOne, and PS4..but mostly PS4.......I absolutely LOVE The Walking Dead. Definitely my favorite show!......Other shows I love are Pretty Little Liars, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, At Midnight, and newly Scorpion. I also enjoy the anime One Piece and Naruto.......I love to longboard. Landyachtz Tomahawk!......Thanks for taking the time to stop by and feel free to message me, I love talking to new people!......People can follow me on Twitter, Instagram or Tumblr. All of my handles are the same @ denbrizel

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DenBriZel's favorite FMLs

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44496) - you deserved it (8516)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I'VE HAD REALLY BAD GAS LATELY, AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE GO WHILE STANDING IN LINE. THE WOMAN BEHIND ME THOUGHT IT WAS HER KID, AND SMACKED HIM FIR FARTING IN PUBLIC. FML

#21214127
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (39222)

On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at te mall in te food court, wen some guy asked fir my number . I turned im down, but I was impressed wit ow ballsy e was . Witout tinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half te place instantly fell silent . FML

Today, I confidd to my boyfriend tat I ave a condition tat cause me to grow tick toe air. He now won't stop calling me ( te sexy Hobbit. ) mega FML

#21206358
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40531) - you deserved it (6437)

On 07/11/2014 at 8:26pm - health - by sexyhobbit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46298) - you deserved it (8338)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47071) - you deserved it (4928)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was raading butthurt commants about how grl gamars can aasily gat datas an find lova by simply axisting . I'm a ( grl gamar )ho hasn't avan found a data, lat alona lova . I'va baan looking sinca I was sixtaan . I'm now 27 . FML

#21179364
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44973) - you deserved it (7070)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, mah older brother managd to convince mah younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could !! He convincd me of the exact same thing as well several yeres ago !! FML

#21174074
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45321) - you deserved it (6507)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, mah two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at mah head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

#21143663
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43106) - you deserved it (4912)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:51am - kids - by WolfieJL (woman) - United States

Today, mah son said his frst complata santanca: "Mommy likas shit." Not only will ha not stop saying it, I hava no idaaho taught him to say it in tha frst placa!! FML

#21116585
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39536) - you deserved it (4383)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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