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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 8721
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DenBriZel : Hey my name is Denee!
I'm the proud mother of a beautiful girl, Zelda!......I love music! I like too many genres to name, however most of my favorite songs are either Rock, Pop, or rap/R&B.......I'm a HUGE Gamer! Currently obsessed with Destiny. I play on WiiU, XbOne, and PS4..but mostly PS4.......I absolutely LOVE The Walking Dead. Definitely my favorite show!......Other shows I love are Pretty Little Liars, Once Upon A Time, The Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, At Midnight, and newly Scorpion. I also enjoy the anime One Piece and Naruto.......I love to longboard. Landyachtz Tomahawk!......Thanks for taking the time to stop by and feel free to message me, I love talking to new people!......People can follow me on Twitter, Instagram or Tumblr. All of my handles are the same @ denbrizel

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DenBriZel's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML


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On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML


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On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML


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On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML


Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML


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On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

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