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Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
by lambeaster / 01/20/2016 at 9:27am / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2015 at 11:29am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2015 at 11:58am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Money
by anon / 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I put a picture on Facebook of me without makeup. A "friend" commented: "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied: "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
by fistycunt4 / 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
by fuckered519 / 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by hh / 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love
by punaise ... / 12/04/2014 at 9:12pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2014 at 7:16am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by stampslife / 11/28/2014 at 3:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation