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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DejonE : I skateboard. I likes girls who are into skating. Feel free to message me. Im pretty chill.....So yea. I also like adventure time and DC superheroes and comics . My fav superhero is The Flash
I love science and finding out new things.
I skate superior 7.75 deck
Thunder trucks
Bonez bearings and wheels
Shorty's hardware.
Tell me what your setup is or not. Favorite skater is Theotis Beasley.

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