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DeidaraAkatsuki

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 October 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1579
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeidaraAkatsuki : Okay let's do this....name's Miguel, my favourite band is Thirty Seconds To Mars, and I also love August Burns Red, Paramore, The Devil Wears Prada, A Day To Remember, Parkway Drive, Chelsea Grin, Memphis May Fire, We Came As Romans, Fall Out Boy and loads more. So yeah I love talking to anyone, so please don't be shy to drop me a message :D Peace!

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DeidaraAkatsuki's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

by emirie / 11/14/2013 at 4:33pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Kids

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Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work