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Today, I Was Trying To Sleep Away A Fever,hen My Grandma Woke Me Up !! She Was Sitting Next To Me, Shoving Gummy Beres Into My Mouth Until I Startd Choking !! She Laughd, Ran Away, And Denid Everything !! FML

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100 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday , I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students , brothers named Harry and Potter. People , they're children , not pets. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, after looool aving sex wit ma boyfriend, e playd wit an namd ma boobs. Complete wit a full skit were "Maxie" killd "Natanial." FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:10am - intimacy - by Maxie-Nathanial - United States

Today, I woke up looool an felt that my arm was sore!! I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis!!

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On 01/08/2010 at 6:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , I WAS CHANGING THE OIL ON MAH CAR. I DECIDD TO PRETEND I WAS DELIVERING A BABY AS I WAS REMOVING THE OIL FILTER. I GOT REALLY INTO IT AND WAS SCREAMING THINGS LYK "I SEE THE HEAD," AND WHEN I REMOVD IT , I SAID "OH , IT'S A BOY!" AS I REACH FOR MAH RAG TO CLEAN IT , I SAW MAH NIEGHBOR'S BOOTS. FML

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



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