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DedicatedNova
  • Town/Country : Lexington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 300
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DedicatedNova : Uh. Hi. :I I'm Nova, I build computers for a living. Message me sometime if you want. Professional video editor, programmer and photographer.
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Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40513) - you deserved it (3358)

On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (2375)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:38pm - misc - by FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

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On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version



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