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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1999 (16 years)
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About Decky_Bar : I listen to good music.

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Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML


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