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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (23 years)
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About DeathShad0 : I'm 17, I'm a guy, and I must be bored if I'm actually writing this. Love hunting, four wheeling and Parkour (google it).

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Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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