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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12263
  • Number of comments : 506
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

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Today , while having sex with my boyfriend , he came. This was a good thing , except when he did he startd bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I askd him about it , all he said was , "I thought you'd like it." FML

#20089963
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22124) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by wickedbeauty333 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

#20083004
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32025) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:54am - love - by Flighted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I Found Out Mah Boyfriend Has Been Cheating On Me. My Dad Noticd Mah Depression And Got Me To Tell Himhat Was Wrong. I Told Him Everything, And Trusting Him To Have An Intelligent Suggestion, I Askd Himhat I Should Do. He Shruggd And Said, "Fuck, Sue Him, I Dunno." Fat FML

#20082521
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (2438)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I realizd just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashd TV . This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyd . FML

#20080513
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20989) - you deserved it (3863)

On 09/20/2012 at 8:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I was excited to get my frst writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

#20079105
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (3167)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28455) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46500) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten . My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5 . She was convinced I was allergic to it . I'm 25 an I am writing this over mah first slice of pizza in 20 years . FML

#20057669
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today I attended my college roommate's wedding . We were best friends for 4 yeres but have only talked occasionally since graduation . I was looking forward to meeting her new husband having hered so much about him during our conversations . Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex . FML

#20043916
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24639) - you deserved it (1965)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:11am - love - by Betrayed (woman) - United States

Today, I realized how much I hate mah girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex 4 the next two months. FML

#20035872
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9584) - you deserved it (26989)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realizd just how messd up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convincd that I'll start beating her someday. She's startd taking martial arts classes, an threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustratd with her. FML

#20029819
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49732) - you deserved it (3591)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25006) - you deserved it (6360)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, after sex, mah boyfriend and I lay in bed fir a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice fir post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. fat FML

#20020311
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (6903)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)



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