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  • Number of visits : 14787
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (2208)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML


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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

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