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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19282
  • Number of comments : 766
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

DeadxManxWalking's page activity

Visits<b>mcr101</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 12:31am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 11:35pm<b>Lady_Spaghetti</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 2:49am<b>puppies1234</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 1:15am<b>alkanbigdick</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 12:24pm<b>sweetybaybeC</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 12:07am<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 10:18pm<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 9:09pm<b>queenariii</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 1:44am<b>poppunkette</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 7:02am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 4:47pm<b>CamBen</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 7:07am<b>tipperO1</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 8:10pm<b>jmagd781</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 10:33am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 9:44am<b>Wishe</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 10:23am<b>dontknow1</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 4:47pm<b>SomeshCD</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 1:44pm

Fucked!<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 5:35am<b>Lady_Spaghetti</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 8:49am<b>SomeshCD</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 7:44pm<b>pointlesswaffle</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:47am<b>queenariii</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 6:13pm<b>unadultfangirl</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 9:04am<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 8:55am<b>princessshaybaby</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:49am<b>Dexter_39476</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 11:42pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:07am<b>YDISM</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 7:43pm<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:49am<b>399</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:59pm<b>delichick</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 12:26am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:13pm<b>3051628</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 7:09pm<b>Echo13243</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 9:27pm<b>USMC10Rex12451</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 12:18am

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DeadxManxWalking's favorite FMLs

Today, "What kind of penises do you guys have?" wasn't even the weirdest thing I've heard my elderly female co-worker say this morning. FML

by mercumorr / 09/17/2016 at 8:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

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Today, they opened a new firing range behind my housing block. No big deal, except they are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. FML

by ItnHmn / 09/16/2016 at 3:58pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

by AloneAgainNaturally / 09/09/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time in months. Afterwards, when he thought I was asleep, I caught him jacking off to porn. His defense: "Why should you be the only one to get off multiple times?" I got off once, from the toy he used, pre-sex. He then got mad at me for catching him. FML

by kaijen / 09/09/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

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Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

by spaghett / 08/29/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2016 at 7:49am / Australia / Work

Today, my drill sergeant found out it's my birthday. I spent the rest of the day scrubbing large, filthy pots for the entire base of 2000+ and scrubbing grime off of bathroom walls. Happy birthday to me! FML

by Thank you, exactly what I wanted Sergeant / 08/21/2016 at 9:53am / Work

Today, a pharmacist slut-shamed me for taking birth control. I'm still a virgin, and I only take those pills to help with my acne and period cramps. FML

by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

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Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM

by Sleeping moody / 08/08/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend bought me Cards Against Humanity because he thinks it would give me some motivation to make friends since I only have one and need three to play. Sad thing is, he's right. FML

by ellieinc / 08/07/2016 at 11:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 6:01pm / Love

Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable Japanese girl works as a server. We had formed a friendship and I was hoping for something more, but I decided to play "hard-to-get" for the last couple of weeks. When I went there today, the place was closed. Permanently. FML

by Talented73 / 07/19/2016 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, after 6 dentist visits, 2 root canals, and $1,500 that I'll likely have to sell vital organs to pay, the agonizing tooth pain I've had for months is unrelenting. Apparently, shrugging and offering to experimentally yank all my bottom teeth is my smurf-shit of a dentist's actual plan. FML

by aintgotnoteeth / 07/19/2016 at 1:53pm / Health

Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

by FrozenAnonymus / 07/14/2016 at 2:05pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Animals