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Dcm210

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Dcm210

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6881
  • Number of comments : 974
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Dcm210 : My name is Daniel and I'm trying to get into computer repair. I like listening to music like Staind,Korn,The Used,Silverstein,Disturbed and other music as well.

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Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babehen I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understandshy that was so offensive. big fat FML

#21347069
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (5113)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful fir her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate fir her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40620) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS. IT WAS AWKWARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS MOM ASKING... "SO... WAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN... BESIDES MY SON?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (5591)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day an older gentleman cummd into my work 4 underwear!! I helpd him fine his size pulld out a pair of navy ones an he then turnd to me an said "I don't want dark colour because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continud looking 4 all thehite pairs!! FML

#21163612
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42543) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand an told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked an told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

#21050427
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39649) - you deserved it (4059)

On 02/04/2014 at 4:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6734)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49960) - you deserved it (6256)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cama in , bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. raal FML

#21010622
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47841) - you deserved it (4841)

On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was getting freaky wit my boyfriend and told im to spank me. In a seductive voice, e told me not to tell im wat to do. Continuing, I askd im ow e was going to punis me, to wic e ten replid, "I'm going to punc u straigt in te face." FML

#20798640
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56361) - you deserved it (12018)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)



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