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DawnofDark
  • Town/Country : Canada ( you know, the cold place??)
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DawnofDark : I enjoy things like technology, sports and anime, I also love harry potter and the movie/book the perks of being a wallflower. I enjoy the small things in life .
I also like watching anime, my favourites are sword art online, full metal alchemist and angel beats and deathnote.

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Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML



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