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  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1969 (45 years)
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DavidKnows : Single, male, and ravenous

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Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

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