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DataRomance
  • Town/Country : My bed, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7187) - you deserved it (16582)

On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46266) - you deserved it (4159)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42000) - you deserved it (4264)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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160 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (183581) - you deserved it (27539)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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