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Das_is_gud
  • Town/Country : South Florida, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Das_is_gud : I am a competitive swimmer and I live in south Florida.

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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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