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DarwinWillFixIt
  • Town/Country : Roswell, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DarwinWillFixIt : I spend about as much time on this site as I do FailBlog (which is way too much) so I finally decided to create an account. I joke around with people a LOT. I believe if you can't laugh at yourself then you shouldn't laugh at others. I can take it as well as dish it out. I am rarely a serious type person so if that bothers you then you should probably avoid both me and my posts. :P

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Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

#20997770
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43267) - you deserved it (2423)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50693) - you deserved it (5704)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

#20703976
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43718) - you deserved it (4986) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
525 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71935) - you deserved it (8398)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
134 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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296 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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