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by wasted time / 12/19/2013 at 4:09am / United States / Work
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 5:11am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
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